Total Medals Earned: 1,416 (From 204 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,990 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/480 points)
Loot a painting!
Check out the Credits!
Upgrade your Gloves 5 times!
Have $10,000 in your Bank Account
Loot the final loot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Save yourself from falling ten times
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 5/30 (75/445 points)
Open the eighth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Play for 1 minute
Medals Earned: 8/8 (70/70 points)
Meeeeeoooww Apple!
Looking sharp Orange boy!
Ain't no one messin' with you Raspberry!
Looking good Strawberry baby!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 8/8 (355/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 27/27 (500/500 points)
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.